So.

i'm just gonna come right out and say it. our cat hates us. and to tell you the truth, we're not too fond of it either. don't get me wrong—we tried. hell, we're still trying! there's just no way to get thru to it. errr. him.

we got stu when he was a kitten, just about 6 weeks old. his viciousness was kinda cute when he was little! we'd pet him and he'd sit or lay there and cuddle for a few minutes and then -snap- he's all teeth and claws. but now he's about 7 or 8 months old and all we seem to do is feed him and yell at him for attacking us.

he has scratching posts and toys and crap everywhere but nothing seems to satisfy except clawing up our couch and emptying the bathroom trashcan and carrying nasty tissues and q-tips all over the house.

the only one in our house who really gets along with stu is alice. one of our two dogs. and by get along, i mean they like to fight. well, play-wrestle. and nobody gets hurt (crap!). and it's actually quite fun to watch. but enough is enough (is enough).

we need someone with more patience and perhaps a bigger cat to teach stu some respect! he's gotta love (or at least fear) somebody!

so what we need is YOU, dear cat-lover! have a look at the pictures below and see if you think you'd like to spend the rest of your life with stu.

or maybe i just need this.

Hover your mouse over the pics to get a bubble-caption.

thank you!